Congress is creating Indira’s clone and what happened to Rahul Gandhi

For better or for worse, the Gandhi family has been the center of Indian politics since independence. Undoubtedly, they have sacrificed the most for this nation. Both Indira Gandhi and her son Rajiv made the ultimate sacrifice and showed us what it takes to be the Prime Minister of India. But that is not all that this family have endured.

It is a well know fact that Rahul and Priyanka Gandhi were homeschooled since 1984 for their safety. What is not know is the exact incident that led to this extreme measure.

Rahul Gandhi: A Beautiful Mind

Rahul Gandhi was an extremely bright student at The Doon School in Dehradun, Uttarakhand where he studied till 9th grade. ‘He was smart, intelligent and a great conversationalist’ said Samaira, Rahul’s ex-classmate ‘He was everything you would expect from the hot Nehru gene’ she giggled.

One fateful evening in July 1984, Rahul was playing cricket with his friends when they were attacked by a group of Khalistani militants to retaliate Operation Blue Star. Being a black belt in Judo, Karate, Jeet Kune Do and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Rahul was an unstoppable force. He bravely fought the attackers and saved hundreds of children that day. He even took a bullet to his head when he threw himself in front of a friend, saving his life. Rahul was brutally beaten by the militants but he still managed to disarm the assailants, causing them to retreat.

Rahul and Indira shared the same rare blood group of O negative and a devastated Indira came to rescue her beloved grandson when he was admitted to AIIMS. She donated several bags of her blood to help revive the child fighting for his life. After 16 hours of surgery, Rahul survived with permanent brain damage. Gandhi family decided to home school the kids after this horrific incident.

Aftermath

When in home school, Rahul and Priyanka were often visited by friends. One of Rahul’s buddy gave us an insight into his life post-1984. ‘He thought we were playing Gadha Maar when we actually played Cricket. He would field the ball, then throw it at random people instead of the wickets. We lost many games due to overthrows.’ he added. And the rest is history…

By 1986, Senior leaders of the Congress and Rajiv Gandhi understood that Rahul would have a better career at nail painting than politics. The core committee knew that it was vital to have a strong Gandhi to lead the party, much like Indira was.

The Grand Conspiracy

Congress started grooming Priyanka into her grand mother’s image. However, this was not very promising as Priyanka was known for poor judgment which continues to this day, aka, Robert Vadra. Rajiv Gandhi used his contacts in Europe to solve the problem. They figured out that the answer was not an Indira lookalike, but Indira herself! Even though she was no longer with us, Indira Gandhi’s unused blood donated for Rahul was still in Congress’s possession. European scientists, on Rajiv’s instructions, preserved her blood sample to be used in the future when science would be able to create Human clones from DNA.

As years passed, their patience was wearing thin as Hindu nationalist parties grew in popularity after demolishing buildings that seemingly were more important than human life. Congress caught a break after a decade long wait when scientists created the first successful clone of a sheep – Dolly in 1996. Congress developed a secret program for advanced research and started its trials in 1998. A year later, Irene, the only surviving clone of Indira was born.

The Scapegoat

As the BJP government at the center gained popularity, Congress party decided to get Rahul involved in politics in 2004. This was an intentional misstep as Congress had no hope of winning in 2004. Intellectuals at Cambridge to this day have not established how Atal Bihari led NDA lost that election. Later, the party continued with Rahul, knowing well that anti-incumbency will catch up and they will have to be out of power soon.

Rahul Gandhi was promoted as a scapegoat for the almost certain defeats that congress calculated in the coming decade while their supreme leader, the true heir of the Gandhi dynasty finished her middle school in Europe. In the town of Yverdon-Les-Bains, Switzerland lives the greatest mystery of Indian politics. She is now 20 years old and is the best-kept secret in the history of post-independence India. Irene will be coordinating the 2024 elections with Priyanka as the face of the party. Who else can help Priyanka become Indira than Indira (Irene) herself?

India’s Bright Future

If Priyanka fails to change the tide, Indira (Irene) will make a comeback as the true ruler of the Congress party. There are speculations about how they plan to introduce her. Some sources said that she will put makeup and pretend to be Priyanka while others claim that she might be introduced as Rahul’s daughter, born of a secret wedding he had in the late 1990s. This might just work as people seem to be fine with their leaders leaving wives right after the wedding.

Whatever be the case, we know for a fact that our beloved supreme commander will make an appearance in the next decade and the future of our country is in good hands.

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