Arnab Goswami can be heard in the US, people fear Alien attack while the dead are walking

New York: Live reports suggest that US residents are able to hear Arnab Goswami ‘s voice from the sky all over the country on the general election vote counting day. While the rest of the US is on high alert fearing an alien attack, Indians there are trying to ease tensions.

‘His voice was getting stronger since exit polls predicted a BJP majority. But now it seems to have crossed the Chandrashekhar limit equivalent of sound’ explained a particle physicist at BARC. ‘This phenomenon doesn’t happen with sound waves, but Arnab hai to Mumkin hai’ he added.

This is being perceived as an Alien attack in US as people can neither pinpoint the source of this deafening noise, nor can they make sense of the invisible explosions (Arnab banging the table in front of him).

Sources tell us that other panelists on Republic TV have already ordered back-up voice boxes in order to keep up with Arnab Goswami. Companies working on growing STEM cell voice box are partnering with Republic TV as demand will only go up from here.

There are also disturbing reports that some dead people came out of graves all over the world, thinking it was God’s voice from heaven, calling them out on Judgement day. Authorities are working 24*7 to reason with the Zombies and getting them back to their resting places.