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All of us have heard phrases like ‘there is no shortcut to success’ or ‘get rich quick schemes doesn’t exist’. I am here to tell you these are lies. The Illuminati media and Zionist governments are hiding the truth to control us.
These are 10 ways to get filthy rich in no time!
- Be good looking: It’s no secret that good looking people are richer than ugly ones. Scarlett Johansson and Brad Pitt are richer than most ugly people.
- Learn Hacking: I don’t exactly know what languages to learn, but we have seen in movies that hackers can get into people’s account and steal money. It’s a proven method and should be in your arsenal.
- Become a Godman: Godmen have historically been some of the richest and most powerful people on earth. For this job, you don’t need a degree or have any obligation to make sense. Tell people they would go to hell if they don’t follow and soon you will have many patrons.
- Become a politician: Again, this does not require any education and you can promise anything to voters as long as it’s impossible to achieve. Politics is the only field in the world which supports and uplift people suffering from illnesses like bipolar disorder, narcissistic personality disorder, dyslexia, and intellectual disability.
- Take birth in a rich family: If you believe in reincarnation, you always have the option to kill yourself and take birth in a rich family. Make sure to think of the God that provides this offering before annihilating yourself, you don’t want to miss this once in a lifetime opportunity (literally).
- Buy the lottery: Haters will hate, but someone eventually win the lottery and that someone can be you!
- Search for hidden treasure: Why work when you can find someone else’s riches! Remember, you only need to be right once.
- Start a Ponzi scheme: Look it up, it’s easy and always work.
- Marry someone rich: This is pretty much a repeat of point 1. However, there have been cases of rich people marrying ugly people. I don’t know why they do that, but you can always kidnap an ugly spouse of a rich person to find out.
- Sell organs: Find a dirty doctor and have them extract kidneys when they perform ANY operation. Start with your own kidney. That way if you are caught selling one, you can claim it’s yours.
